Har upptäckt via en annan blog en finurlig funktion i office 2007 som gör att man kan “gömma” ribbon menyn när man inte behöver den.
Man bara dubbelklickar på ex. home i menyraden, då göms den. Vill man komma åt den igen så klickar man bara på något ord i menyn så dyker den upp igen och göms när man är klar med den.
Vill man ha tillbaka den så att den alltid syns igen så dubbelklickar man på ex. home igen.
Old people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet!
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, “Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.”
The next day the 85-year-old-man reappeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened.
“Well, doc, it’s like this,” the man explained. “First, I tried with my right hand, but nothing happened. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
“Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.
“We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried, too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin’it between her knees, but still nothing.”
The doctor was shocked! “You asked your neighbor!?”
The old man replied, “Yep, and not one of us could get thet darn jar open…”
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2. “Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we’ll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.”
3. A plane was taking off from Kennedy International Airport in New York. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain announced over the intercom,”Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax… OH, MY GOD!”
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier. While I was talking to you, the flight attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger in Coach yelled, “That’s nothing. You should see the back of mine!”
