Grabbed
As the crowded elevator descended, Mrs. Wilson became increasingly furious with her husband, who was obviously delighted to be pressed tight against a gorgeous blonde.
As the elevator stopped at the ground floor, the blonde suddenly whirled, slapped Mr. Wilson, and said, “That will teach you to grab!”
Bewildered, Mr. Wilson was halfway through the lobby when he choked out, “I didn’t touch that woman.”
“Of course you didn’t,” said Mrs. Wilson. “I did!”
