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Computer Help Desk Log

March 21st, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

Helpdesk: “What kind of computer do you have?”
Female customer: “A white one…”

“Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha. I can’t print. Every time I try it says ‘Can’t find printer’. I’ve even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says he can’t find it…”

Helpdesk: “What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?”
Customer: “A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.”

Helpdesk: “And now hit F8.”
Customer: “It’s not working.”
Helpdesk: “What did you do, exactly?”
Customer: “I hit the F-key 8-times as you told me, but nothing’s happening…”

Helpdesk: “Your password is the small letter ‘a’ as in ‘apple’, a capital letter ‘V’ as in ‘Victor’, and the number 7.
Customer: “Is that 7 in capital letters?”

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