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What A Coincidence!

March 14th, 2009 Leave a comment Go to comments

A chicken farmer went to a local bar where he sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, “How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too.”
“What a coincidence,” says the farmer. “This is a special day for me … I’m celebrating.”
“This is a special day for me, too. I am also celebrating,” says the woman.
“What a coincidence!” says the farmer. As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?”
“My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that I’m pregnant.”
“What a coincidence,” says the farmer. “I’m a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.”
“That’s great!” says the woman. “How did you chickens become fertile?”
“I used a different cock,” replies the farmer.
The woman smiled and said, “Remarkable coincidence.”

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