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Words of Wisdom From Celebrities
- Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Woody Allen
- “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.” – Rodney Dangerfield
- “There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL.” – Lynn Lavner
- “Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.” – Camille Paglia
- “Sex is one of the nine reasons for incarnation. The other eight are unimportant.” – George Burns
- “Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.” – Sharon Stone
- “Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” – Robin Williams
