And Then The Fight Started …
1. My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
“What’s on TV?” she asked.
“Dust,” I said …
And then the fight started.
2. My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, “I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.”
I bought her bathroom scales…
And then the fight started…
3. I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?” …
And then the fight started….
