Relevant Advice
George looked worried when the doctor asked if anything was troubling him.
“Well, to tell you the truth, Doc, yes,” answered George. “I seem to be getting forgetful. I can’t remember where I put the car, or whether I answered a letter, or where I’m going, or what I was going to do once I get there — if I get there! I need help. What should I do?”
The doctor replied in his kindest tone, “Pay me in advance!”
