Pinocchio
Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.
So Pinocchio went to visit old Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper whenever he felt the need.
A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, “How’s the girlfriend?”
“Who needs a girlfriend?” Pinocchio replied.
