Dusty Skivvies
One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer.”What the … ?” he said to himself as a little “dust” cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“April,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
“It’s not talcum powder,” she shot back. “It’s ‘Miracle Grow’.”
